|—||Junot Diaz (via unlively)|
Mixers are really excited that LM took 3 years to get to 100 million views? That’s just embarrassing. Who would brag about something like that? They couldn’t even hit their goal before their 3 year anniversary like they were trying to and ended up doing it over a week later. Embarrassing fandom. Management should have had Zayn promo them.
that girl up front lookin like she smelt somethin foul as fuck
pharrell forgot to wash his dick before the shoot
she smell rotten mushroom tip
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
Day 131. A song that captures your alter-ego:
Diva - Beyonce
It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something